I am so out of shape.  I am so out of shape like you wouldn’t believe.  I have not worked out in over a month, during which time I have been stuffing myself silly with everything I shouldn’t be stuffing myself silly with.  In the dictionary, under fat it says “See Marc.”  That’s how bad it is.  I’m even contemplating taking a few diet pills.  Anyone ever hear of Fenphedra?  Or maybe not.  Who knows.

Next week is chicken breast week.  Grilled chicken breasts for the win!  I’ll probably start going to the gym as well, but the one exercise I really need to be doing ASAP is the table-pushaway.  If you know what I mean.

I’m also thinking of starting another blog, totally dedicated to fitness.  I’ll let you know how it goes.

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