I am going to two weddings this upcoming month.  I’m not really excited at all for either because let’s face it, I’m not very close at all to the couples concerned.  Also, I don’t usually like the food at weddings.  They always try to feed me fish or fowl when all I really want is a nice thick steak.  Forget the fancy wedding food and break out the grill!

One thing I am pretty excited about is the chance to dress up for the formal event though.  I believe that I look very good in formal wear, whether it be in suits or tuxedos.  I just look dashing, debonair, and devil may care.  Of course, knowing my luck, I’ll probably be made to wear the local formal attire, which is a barong.  Nothing against them, but barongs just don’t look as James Bond as a tuxedo.

Ah well.  At least the food is free, right?

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