So the Dallas Mavericks lost to the Denver Nuggets very recently, but the Phoenix Suns have dropped two straight games; one against the Portland Trailblazers, and another to the Utah Jazz.  It looks like I’m finally getting my long awaited vengeance on Steve Nash for leaving my beloved Mavericks team.  Not only are his Suns NOT going to make it the NBA Playoffs, they’re going to be kept out by the Dallas Mavericks.  You know what they say.  Revenge is a dish best served cold.  Eat THAT, Steve.

I wonder how Dirk Nowitzki feels about all this, though.  After all, Dirk and Steve ARE best friends.  Bah, don’t worry about it, Dirk.  Real friends don’t leave each other and join rival teams because of the money.  So that’s one rat down.  Two left.  Dwayne Wade and Don Delson.  You’re going to get yours.  I should write a guide on how to get rid of blackheads.  Oh, I’m sorry.  Blockheads.  Either way, you come out feeling clean and refreshed and oh so wonderful.

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