You know what scares me?  Getting sick.  Like, seriously sick.  I mean, I can’t even stand hospitals, for crying out loud.  I can’t ever imagine how I’d handle it if I got AIDS, or diabetes or mesothelioma cancer.  I think I’d freak out.  Actually, I know I’d freak out.  Just thinking about it, it’s messing up my head already.  I can’t handle needles.  Blood transfusions?  Insulin shots?  Chemotheraphy?  Knock me out before you do anything to me, seriously.

I’m a pretty physically fit person.  I think that more than anything, my body betraying me would hurt the most.  I mean, I eat pretty alright, and I exercise.  Let’s hope I don’t ever get sick.  Because I will be a depressing pain in the neck.  Knock on wood.  Hey, I don’t believe in that stuff either, but can’t take any chances with your health, right?  Better safe than in the ICU.

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