My 2 maids went away on a vacation for a month or so, leaving us with only one member of the house help.  As a result, things have been pretty much a mess here at home.  There are unmade beds, dishes in the sink, a huge pile of dirty clothes in the laundry hamper.  All sorts of messed up.  OK, maybe it wasn’t that bad.

Whatever, I’m glad we’ve got everyone back.  It’s a lot easier for everybody, and the food’s going to how it used to be.  Although I must admit, I DID like how my other maid cooked those porkchops and, well, basically everything!  Less oil, salt.  I’m a pretty simple guy when it comes to food.  Dead palate.

It doesn’t really matter, I guess, since I’m on diet.  What was I talking about again?  Oh right.  I’m glad the maids are back!  Yay!

I know this is going to sound weird, but I love Spongebob Squarepants.  It’s idiotic, sure, but I get the humor.  It’s either way too advanced for kids, or I’m pretty immature.  OK, who asked for your opinion? Anyway, it’s some seriously funny stuff!

Maybe it’s the simplicity of it all that appeals to me.  I don’t know.  But I can’t help but laugh whenever I watch that show.  Whether they’re talking about guitars, money, or patio furniture covers, they crack me up.  I wonder who came up with the idea.  Can you just imagine how they pitched it?  “Okay, okay.  I’ve got it.  He’s a sponge.. a YELLOW sponge.  AND he talks!”

Okay, thinking about it, who APPROVED that?  He must’ve been high or on SOMETHING.  I mean, that’s the only explanation!  But whatever, he got lucky, and he’s now probably a millionaire.  When money’s running after you, it’s going to get you, one way or the other.

No, I am not offering the video up for download.  Just some thoughts on it:

Wasn’t it funny as hell when Hayden Kho started singing?  I have no idea how Katrina Halili kept a straight face throughout all that!  He was singing Careless Whisper, of all songs!  I was laughing while I watched that thing!  And oh please, Katrina Halili knew there was a camera.  I mean, there are only so many places Hayden Kho can hide that thing to get a good enough view to make a sex scandal.  She had to have known.

Now everyone is on Hayden Kho’s case.  I wouldn’t be so worried about the senate who wants to revoke his medical license.  I’d be more worried about Katrina Halili’s friends and family who are going to take it out on his sorry ass.  I hope he at least has cheap life insurance.  You know, so he can leave something behind for HIS family and friends.

Watching Lebron James play in these NBA Playoffs, I realize how physically overwhelming that guy is.  He’s built like a tank, ready to take any contact on his way to the hole.  I think the only two guys who can match up with this guy body for body are Ron Artest (who is a freak in his own right) and Dwight Howard (who just really BLEW UP).

I’ve been looking around online for Lebron’s workout routine, but I haven’t been able to find it.  I did find some NBA workouts, though.  The thing is, they concentrate on plyometrics.  I don’t WANT to do plyometrics.  I want the TANK body first.  I’ll work on the Porsche speed and explosion later.  Form over function, much?

Bah, gotta lose fat first.  I wonder what the best diet pills on the market are.

In around 15 hours, my first Ebay auction will end!  I can’t believe this is the first time I’ve ever tried this out.  If all works well according to plan, I will have a brand new *secret* at an extremely low price.  I’ll be so happy, you won’t need any lighting.  I’ll light up every room I’m in!

That is, unless somebody outbids me.  Then all the sunshine in the world will not be able to lighten my disposition.  I want this thing really bad, so bad that I’m wearing a watch with a timer.  15 and a half hours to go.. I’ll go online in 14, just to be sure.  Man oh man I hope nobody outbids me.

Exciting!

Well, it was a letdown in the sense that I expected it to go the distance.  Ricky Hatton is from England, with all the pubs and brawls and the soccer fans, so I figured that would translate into a tough boxer.  Unfortunately for Hatton, Filipinos have long suffered under colonialism, corruption, and generally all sorts of abuse, so we’re more genetically-equipped to deal with hard blows upside the head.

The only guy who stands a chance against Pacquiao?  Floyd Mayweather, who has recently come out of retirement.  More on this next time.

Anyway, Pacquiao just totally destroyed Hatton.  He knocked him down twice in the first round, then finished him off for good in the second.  Ricky never had a chance.  The best part about this now is how Freddie Roach is going to get on Floyd Mayweather Sr.  The boxers are too civil and polite to say anything, but these coaches are crazy.  Should make for an interesting press conference.

Also, I’m either gonna need to buy a load of blank DVDs or get more notebook memory.  I’m running out!